21 October, 2006

Prince Charming arrival scheduled for 2k7

At times I wonder just WHEN my prince charming will arrive. I've got friends whom can't bear (no pun intended) to be alone and therefore they're always in a relationship. Then there are the group of friends that IF they wanted a relationship they'd be in one.

Then there's Das Behr.

Emotionally stable (well there WAS a bout with some instability recorded within these blogs, but I'm over that now). So yeah, I'll stick with the emotionally stable trait. I guess what sets me apart from the other guys I've encountered is my intensity. When I fall in love with a man it's a s-l-o-w p-r-o-c-e-s-s.

And once I'm there, I'm in like glue, white on rice, you get the idea.
To pry myself out of a romantic relationship is even slower than entering into one. Falling out of love for Das Behr is akin to packing up all of the emotions that I felt for the guy and doing a sort of mental deframentation and a re-boot. I once knew a lesbian (a distant relative of baseball star Nick Ruzzo) whom had followed her italian traditions and would send a black rose to a former wife. The intended recipient of the black rose is now regarded as being "dead". Which I think is a real classy way of saying "fuck-off and die".

The most recent California governor (before Ah-nold) was Gray Davis. During the great recall campaign, Davis was being touted as the "best governor-in-waiting California has ever had". I mention this because there are at times when I feel like I am the best husband-in-waiting in the great place of California.

According to numerology, 2k7 will finally be my year for romance. That's when I will be in the right place at the right time emotionally, financially and mentally. Whoo- Hoo!

It's about fucking time!

So Sayeth Das Behr

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