Good-Bye WFB!

The finanacial crises that Das Behr has struggled through is now fini. Part of that struggle was squarely tied to my former financial institution. Through an unfortunate series of events, Das Behr's financial status had collapsed in late August of 2k6. By the time the dust had settled Das Behr was saddled with a negative checking account balance of $942.40. Das Behr worked feverishly with the aforementioned former banking institution, to prevent an eventual charge-off of the delinquent account. The charge-off would've affected Das Behr's ability to open any checking account anywhere at any bank within the USA. The banking institution made famous by their stage coach image of yesteryear, had assured me that once my account was brought back to a balance of zero-point-zero, then it would be re-opened with certain restrictions to designed to prevent the liklihood of another financial collapse.

When Das Behr was able to make a sizeable deposit of $500 one week and then another deposit of the remaining balance the next week, I asked the local bank official in FC (Foster City), as to when my account will re-open. The official looked at me and said "Oh, you'd need to open another [read:different] checking account. Das Behr was miffed- I wasn't advised by the stage-coach banking institution that I'd need to re-apply for another account. "Well, yeah." Began the cute asian man in formal business attire. "Because the other account was closed by the bank for severe insufficient funding issues. Now you need to open another account."
"I'm able to open a new account or have I been reported to Chex-Ex?" Das Behr asked still slightly confused.
"If you had been reported on, then you wouldn't have been told that you are welcome to open another account." Stated mister cute asian guy, with a white toothy grin. A grin that Das Behr would've enjoyed stuffing my randy rod into.
"Oh, thank-you, for the information. And have a pleasant afternoon." said Das Behr as he turned away from the teller window.
"But, wait, aren't you going to open an account?" The cute asian implored.
"Yes, I am. But not here. I'm going to WaMu, have a nice day!"


Good-Bye Wells Fargo Bank!

You safe-guarded my monies, but you didn't help me when I really needed your help.

Do you WaMu? I do NOW

So Sayeth Das Behr